Each year, our school has tons of events that are packed with fun events for just seniors to attend.
These include Grad Bash, Splash Bash, and the ultimate senior event, Prom! These events are fun... READ MORE »»
Prom season is quickly approaching which means that Promposals are already taking over social media. Pictures are everywhere of some of the cutest proposals to date which means the bar is being raised.... READ MORE »»
Make sure you’ve already ordered your cap and gown! If you’re planning on buying a class ring, you’re running out of time! Well, the deadline has already passed but you shouldn’t wait any lon... READ MORE »»
Next week, the pool will be undergoing various renovations relating to the giant hole at the bottom.
Students realized that there was a hole when a first-year freshman got sucked into the vortex and later found themselves relocated in the 400 hallway. Some students passing by became so startled, they ran off screaming.
“It was bizarre—one... Read More »
Host of popular morning show segment “Burger’s Beef” has recently made public his strictly vegan diet.
After months of questioning regarding his diet containing too many hamburgers, the school’s assistant principal has finally released a statement in an exclusive interview with The Pony Express.
“I made the decision early last year to go... Read More »
A recent outbreak among students has lead officials on campus to issue a school-wide quarantine.
The disease broke out last month, attacking students one-by-one. Starting out with the underclassmen, it eventually it made its way up the hierarchy to the seniors.
Symptoms include laziness, absence of responsibility, and lack of caring about, well,... Read More »