Fridays are special around the Gaither campus. Friday means game day, it means students coming together in the student section to cheer and chant on their favorite team. Throughout the school day you can... READ MORE »»
Next week, the pool will be undergoing various renovations relating to the giant hole at the bottom.
Students realized that there was a hole when a first-year freshman got sucked into the vortex and later found themselves relocated in the 400 hallway. Some students passing by became so startled, they ran off screaming.
“It was bizarre—one... Read More »
Host of popular morning show segment “Burger’s Beef” has recently made public his strictly vegan diet.
After months of questioning regarding his diet containing too many hamburgers, the school’s assistant principal has finally released a statement in an exclusive interview with The Pony Express.
“I made the decision early last year to go... Read More »
A recent outbreak among students has lead officials on campus to issue a school-wide quarantine.
The disease broke out last month, attacking students one-by-one. Starting out with the underclassmen, it eventually it made its way up the hierarchy to the seniors.
Symptoms include laziness, absence of responsibility, and lack of caring about, well,... Read More »